Worst-Case Scenario Guide: Allie-style

Last week in lectures, we were talking about animal bites, and how to prevent them, and how to treat them. Dr. R was telling us the difference between bear attacks and mountain lion attacks. He said that bears usually attack if you surprise them--or if it is a mother with cubs--but that mountain lions actually stalk their victims. He said that if you live in a place where there are mountain lions, you shouldn't go running or walking alone--that it is safer to go in a group. Someone else said, "Go in a group, and don't look like the yummy one."
Then I blurted out, "Go in a group, and don't wear those tight little shorts that say 'Juicy' on the butt!" I was totally picturing the cougar looking at the juicy butt and licking its lips and thinking, "I'm in just the right mood for a juicy snack!"





















This chick is pretty much screwed, since she is neither in a group, nor did she take my advice about wearing something other than the 'juicy' jogging pants. She is cougar-bait!

Don't let this happen to you! Choose not to be cougar-bait!
Cheers!