Whatever

So, last week Steve and I started a new diet and workout routine. And the long story goes something like this:
I researched the program.
I bought the e-book, printed it out, organized the sections, read the entire thing, and put sticky-tabs on the exercises and meal plans and recipes that we would be using for the week.
We bought the groceries.
I made the meals (Steve helped with some).
We did the workouts.
Steve lost 3 pounds.
I gained half a pound.
Whatever.